1. The guy who runs his own business from home and is sick of the sight of his bedroom
If he spends one more night working on his Mac until he falls asleep on top of it, he might just give up on his dream of building the next Facebook and go back to sales, so he leaves the house in his pyjamas, and finds a nearby coffee shop instead.
Most likely to say: “What’s the wifi password?”
Most likely to order: scrambled eggs with chorizo and field mushrooms, and four flat whites